Consultant. A job title available to anyone with, well… nothing much really. Tag it on to anything and charge a fortune. Right?

Let’s just take a moment to think about where the name tag comes from. In the medical profession you’ll typically spend 5 years at University, then about 8 years in practice before you’d ever get yourself a consultant position. By the time you get there you will have undertaken hundreds, if not thousands, of the specific diagnoses, treatments or procedures in which you specialise.

Now, let’s look at marketing consultants. What do you need? A few years as a marketing exec for a big name business. Or, maybe a stint or two with a marketing agency. Hell, maybe you knocked up a website or two for some mates, and you know what RT means… qualification enough for many these days. Even less if you want to call yourself a ‘guru’ – but let’s stick with the medical analogy.

Someone with the amount of experience many marketing consultants have under their belts wouldn’t even have completed basic anatomy yet. And, even a qualified doctor with a few years let loose on real patients is supervised by a senior member of the team. Except at weekends. At weekends, junior doctors are often left to fend for themselves whilst the consultants spend time on the golf course or with their families. What happens? People die.

The same is true of small businesses. When you choose a consultant to advise on the lifeblood of your business (getting and keeping customers = marketing), you need to do so with care. Many of the consultants (not all!) out there are barely equivalent to a junior doctor.

If it was your mother, your child or you getting critical advice, wouldn’t you want the real thing? Doesn’t your business deserve the same?

Oh, and the ‘kids get social media’ just doesn’t fly with me either. Just because the rookie doctor has been shown which buttons to press on a new bit of kit… would you have them oversee your whole treatment? Exactly.

And, yep – I’ll be following up with tips on how to tell the difference…

© Bryony Thomas

Bryony Thomas

Bryony Thomas

Author & Founder, Watertight Marketing

Bryony is creator of the Watertight Marketing methodology and best-selling author. One of the UK's most influential marketing thinkers, she's worked with brands from Microsoft to Pancreatic Cancer UK, and was marketing director within FTSE 100 Experian following their £85m acquisition of the small business she was part of. Known for turning complex marketing into refreshingly clear thinking, Bryony brings warmth and insight to boards and conferences nationwide.

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