Just because you can draw a neat funnel, does not mean that there is one!

I love a good sales funnel diagram. Call it a pipeline, a hopper, whatever. It’s helpful for organising your thoughts and mapping marketing tools and techniques to a buying decision.

But there’s a problem. It’s just not true.

I don’t know about you, but when I put water into the top of a funnel from my kitchen… it all comes out at the bottom. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if this were true in translation to your bottom line. Everyone who’d ever heard of your business would one day give you some money. Woohoo. Happy days!

But of course, it’s nowhere near a true reflection of the haphazard nature of, even the very best, sales and marketing operations. But it’s not just the inability to capture the reality that bugs me. There’s a real danger if the sales funnel gets too engrained as a mental image. It distorts your view of how things actually work. If you had to choose a kitchen utensil to depict many a ‘sales funnel’ I’ve encountered in the wild, it would probably be a collander. It’s funnel thinking that leads people into fruitlessly pouring money into the top, only to see it leaking through the gaping holes hiding there.

Accepting that marketing is, in fact, pretty messy is key to making it work for you. So, I’d like you to do something. I’d like you to delete the mental image you have of a sales funnel. Then, replace it with a Bucket, several Funnels and Taps.

What’s great about this new mental image is that it gets a lot closer to reality. It also helps you to see why marketing is most effective when approached the other way up. That is, bottom up… because there’s no point pouring money into a Bucket with a hole in it, and you’ll need some Funnels to catch and channel, and then (and only then) is it worth turning those expensive Taps on.

© Bryony Thomas – The Watertight Marketer | Illustrations by Lizzie Everard.

Bryony Thomas

Bryony Thomas

Author & Founder, Watertight Marketing

Bryony is creator of the Watertight Marketing methodology and best-selling author. One of the UK's most influential marketing thinkers, she's worked with brands from Microsoft to Pancreatic Cancer UK, and was marketing director within FTSE 100 Experian following their £85m acquisition of the small business she was part of. Known for turning complex marketing into refreshingly clear thinking, Bryony brings warmth and insight to boards and conferences nationwide.

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